YAAH!
Ace: A MINI MASTODON.
NOW THERE'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY.
Lexi: YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
MASTODONS ESCAPE FROM THE RETRO PETTING ZOO.
Ace: AND THIS ONE'S GOING RIGHT BACK IN.
LOONATICS, LET'S JET.
WHOA!
Lexi: GOTCHA.
I'LL JUST MAKE A LITTLE DEPOSIT BACK AT THE ZOO.
WE BETTER CORRAL THAT ELEPHANT
BEFORE HE MISTAKES SOMEONE FOR A PEANUT.
TECHNICALLY IT'S A GENETICALLY CREATED
MINIATURE MASTODON FROM THE MESOZOIC ERA.
OK, SO IT'S A HAIRY, OLD ELEPHANT.
NOW LET'S GET HIM.
NEXT TIME, GET A HALL PASS.
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO BUSY FOR LOVE, MY CHER.
EWW.
AU REVOIR.
UHH.
ACE, GOT A SABER-TOOTHED CAT ON THE LOOSE, TOO.
Ace: THIS IS TURNING INTO A REAL RETRO ROUNDUP.
BETTER HEAD BACK.
OK, SLAM, YOU STOP OL' TUSK-FACE.
THE REST OF YOUSE, I NEED IDEAS FOR CORRALLIN' A CAT.
Ace: QUICK. WE GOTTA GRAB THAT TIGER BY THE TAIL.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
YEAH!
Slam: RAHH!
SLAM! SLAM! SLAM!
WAY TO GO! SLAM! SLAM!
OUI, THAT SLAM IS ZEE PERFECT BUCKAROO
FOR MY LITTLE, HOW YOU SAY, RODEO.
* ROCK 'N' SET, LOONATICS, LET'S JET *
* REV, LEXI, AND TECH
* SLAM, AND DUCK
* ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET
* ACE IS COOL AND LEADS THE PACK *
* LASER SWORD STRIKES 'EM BACK *
* WHEN BIG, BAD BOTS SMASH AND ATTACK *
* LEXI'S BRAIN-BLAST MAKES 'EM CRACK *
* QUACKIN' IN, QUACKIN' OUT
* DUCK WILL MAKE INVADERS SHOUT *
* ACTIVATE, REGENERATE
* MAGNETIC POWER LEVITATES
* ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET
* BAM, SLAM
* TORNADO ZING BLING BAUBLES
* SET, LET'S JET
* SUPERSONIC REV HEATS 'EM UP AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT *
* SET, LET'S JET
* R-R-ROCK 'N' SET, LET'S JET
* WHOO! POWERS TO PROTECT AND SERVE *
* TONS OF EGO, LOTS OF NERVE *
* NEVER QUESTION, NEVER SWERVE *
* LOONATICS UNLEASHED
ALL OF THE ANIMALS ARE GONE, GUYS,
AND IT'S EVIDENT THEY DIDN'T BREAK OUT.
THEY WERE DELIBERATELY RELEASED.
Lexi: AND I HAVE A SNEAKING SUSPICION
I KNOW JUST THE CREEP WHO DID IT.
THE QUESTION IS WHY.
HUH?
Rev: OURS IS NOT TO REASON WHY.
OURS IS BUT TO STOP THOSE GENETICALLY RECREATED
SEMI-MINIATURIZED PREHISTORIC SPECIMENS BEFORE
THEY DO MAJOR DAMAGE TO THE INFRASTRUCTURE
OF THE METROPOLIS.
Ace: EXACTLY.
DUCK, YOU GET SLAM AND CATCH THAT CAT.
WE'LL ROUND UP THE RUNAWAY REPTILES.
YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE. SEND A BIRD TO CATCH A CAT.
Duck: COME ON, SLAM. TIME TO KICK PREHISTORIC BUTT.
MONSIEUR SLAM, I SAW YOU FIGHT ZEE MASTODON.
IT WAS SO...
AND HOW YOU SAY?
WHOOSH.
AND THEN YOU GUHHHED HIM LIKE SO.
ALLOW ME TO MAKE ZEE INTRODUCTION.
I AM PIERRE LePEW.
EHH.
AH, YOU NO DOUBT SMELL MY COLOGNE, EAU DU POISON.
IT'S VERY NICE, NO?
EWW.
UN MOMENT, MON AMI.
I AM WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL ZEE PROMOTER OF ZEE FIGHTING.
IT IS VERY TRAGIC THAT YOU WERE NEVER ZEE CHAMPION BEFORE,
HOW YOU SAY, ZEE METEOR,
BUT DO I HAVE A PROPOSITION FOR YOU.
Duck: YO, SLAM! LITTLE HELP HERE.
YOU CAN BE ZEE GREATEST CHAMPION
Duck: AAH. OH, SLAM.
AND YOU WILL MAKE SO MUCH MONEY.
CH-CHING. DID I JUST HEAR THE "M" WORD?
SORRY, SMILEY. PLAYTIME'S OVER.
YOU WILL BE, HOW YOU SAY, UH, FILTHY RICH.
HE'S ALREADY FILTHY, BUB.
HE LOOKS HOW YOU SMELL. HA HA.
BUT SERIOUSLY, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE RICH PART.
WHAT'S IT TO YOU, LE DUCK?
I'M HIS MANAGER.
I'LL JUST TAKE THE STANDARD CUT, OF COURSE.
WE'LL SPLIT IT 90-10.
YOU DON'T NEED MORE THAN 10%, DO YOU?
I-I'M JUST KIDDING.
I-I'LL GIVE YOU 20.
IF MONSIEUR SLAM
BECOMES ZEE CHAMPION OF ZEE MAX ARENA--
HEH HEH--HE WILL HAVE VERY, VERY MUCH MONEY.
MMM.
CHAMPION.
MMM.
MONEY.
Ace: SLAM, A LITTLE CYCLONE ACTION MIGHT BE HELPFUL.
SLAM?
HEY, WHERE IS SLAM AND DUCK?
THAT KITTY CAT SHOULD'VE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF BY NOW.
IF YOU WILL JUST SIGN THIS,
I WILL MAKE YOU ZEE GREAT STAR LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN.
AHEM. I'LL SIGN THAT.
AND VOILA. WE HAVE ZEE DEAL.
AND THAT SHOULD DO IT.
RECESS IS OVER, GERTIE.
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO SLAM AND DUCK.
ACCORDING TO MY PERIMETER COORDINA-TRIANGULATER,
THEY'RE WITHIN 1.3 KILOMETERS.
I HOPE THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.
AND NOW, MES AMIS,
WE GO TO ZEE MAX ARENA.
WHERE IS THIS ZEEMAX ARENA?
IT IS EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE,
CONSTANTLY MOVING, ZOOM ZOOM.
THEN HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THERE?
THERE ARE ONLY 2 WAYS TO GET INTO ZEE MAX ARENA--
WITH A TICKET OR WITH A CONTRACT.
Ace: THERE THEY ARE.
HEY, THAT'S THE DUDE I SAW OUTSIDE THE RETRO ZOO.
IT APPEARS THAT HE'S FINISHED RELEASING THE ANIMALS.
YEAH. NOW HE'S COLLECTING 'EM.
Pierre: THIS IS ZEE MAX ARENA.
BY TONIGHT, IT WILL BE FILLED WITH CHEERING FANS
WHO HAVE PAID VERY MUCH MONEY.
MAYBE IF I MAKE ENOUGH MONEY,
I CAN BUY SOME OF YOUR LOVELY COLOGNE.
EHH. BLECH. BLEHH.
Ace: OOH. SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY.
HMM. MORE LIKE A SKUNK IF YOU ASK ME.
Tech: I'M DETECTING TRACES OR GORDONIUM.
THAT MEANS SOME SORT OF TELEPORTATION DEVICE WAS USED.
CAN YOU TRACK 'EM TO WHERE THEY WERE TELEPORTED?
CHILD'S PLAY.
LEAVE THE OVERCOMPLICATED THINKING TO ME.
YAH! THAT'S IT.
HOO! HARDER. OW. OW.
COME ON, YOU BUM. OW! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
MY SISTER HITS HARDER THAN YOU.
HOO! HARDER.
WHOA! OH, NO.
ATTABOY, CHAMP.
EHH?
SORRY.
SORRY YOU CALL THAT FIGHTING?
HOW YOU GONNA MAKE ME RICH?
I MEAN, UH, HOW ARE YOU GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
PLAYING PATTY-CAKE LIKE THAT, HUH?
YOU GOTTA TRAIN, AND YOU GOTTA TRAIN HARD.
YOU GOTTA TRAIN FOR STRENGTH.
THAT'S IT. PUMP IT UP.
COME ON. GIVE ME MORE.
YOU CALL THAT A PUSH HARDER.
YOU GOTTA TRAIN FOR ENDURANCE.
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
COME ON. GIVE ME MORE.
YOU'RE GONNA TRAIN FOR SPEED.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
OWW!
STOP! PLEASE! WHAH-HAH!
WHOA! WHOA! GOOD JOB.
AH HAH! OI!
NEXT TIME, YOU BE THE JUMP-ROPE.
IS THAT ALL THE WEIGHT YOU CAN STAND?
NOW PRESS IT UP. GO FOR THE BURN.
YOU'RE GETTIN' IT NOW, CHAMP.
FOR RESPECT, FOR ME, FOR RESPECT OF ME AND MONEY.
CHAMP.
RIGHT. AND DON'T FORGET THE MONEY.
AND NOW, MESDAMES ET MESSIEURS,
PIERRE LePEW PRESENTS GLADIATORS
FROM EVERYWHERE IN ZEE GALAXY
TO COMPETE FOR ZEE HONOR OF FIGHTING
FOR ZEE TITLE OF CHAMPION OF ZEE GALAXY.
Duck: THAT'S YOU, BABY--
ZEE CHAMPION.
HEH HEH. OUI, OUI.
AND NOW COMPETING, SLAM AND THE TRIO OF TERROR.
YEAH!
AND ZEE WINNER IS SLAM.
NEXT UP, THE MUSTACHED MANGLER.
MWAH HA HA HA HA HA!
AND ZEE WINNER IS SLAM.
AND NOW, ZEE TERRIBLE GREEN GLOBINATOR.
EHH. CLEANUP ON AISLE DUCK.
AND ZEE WINNER ONCE AGAIN IS SLAM.
SLAM, BABY! SLAM!
Slam: URH?
HA HA. NOW DO WE GET THE MONEY?
MES, NON. FIRST HE WILL HAVE TO WIN
ZEE MAIN EVENT, ZEE FIGHT TO THE FINISH.
THEN HE WILL BE CHAMPION.
SEE, BUDDY? ONE MORE, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE THE CHAMP.
I DON'T KNOW. TO THE FINISH.
Lexi: THAT'S HIM ON THE SECURITY CAMERA.
Ace: FREEZE-FRAME.
Tech: I'VE INPUT HIS IMAGE INTO THE COMPUTER.
LET'S HOPE THERE'S A MATCH.
Lexi: GOT HIM.
ACCORDING TO THIS, HE'S PIERRE LePEW,
THE HEAD OF THE ILLEGAL EXTREME ULTIMATE INTERGALACTIC
ONLY-ONE-FIGHTER-COMES-OUT- OF-IT-ALIVE FEDERATION.
NOT THE E-T-U-I- DOUBLE O-F-C-DOUBLE O-I-A-F!
HE PROBABLY KIDNAPPED SLAM AND MADE HIM FIGHT.
I'VE HEARD ABOUT THOSE ILLEGAL FIGHTS.
THEY TAKE PLACE IN THIS FLOATING ARENA THAT'S CONSTANTLY MOVING.
IT COULD BE ANYWHERE.
THE RUMORS ABOUT THOSE FIGHTS ARE AWFUL.
THEY FIGHT UNTIL--WELL, UNTIL...
THE LOSER KICKS THE BUCKET, BUYS THE FARM,
TAKES A BIG DIRT NAP, MEETS HIS MAKER,
CASHES IN HIS CHIPS.
YOU MEAN IF SLAM DOESN'T WIN...
HE'S A GONER.
AND NOW FOR ZEE MAIN EVENT.
PRESENTING ZEE COMBATANTS FOR ZEE EXTREME
ULTIMATE INTERGALACTIC FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP.
IN ZEE RED CORNER, FROM ACMETROPOLIS,
ZEE CHALLENGER, SLAM THE TASMANIAN.
AND NOW ENTERING ZEE RING,
ZEE UNDEFEATED FEDERATION CHAMPION
FROM ZEE PLANET GOSSAMER, ZEE MIGHTY GORLOP.
ERRH?
HA HA! YOU'LL SQUISH THAT SQUIRT.
UH-UH-UH. TOO TINY.
ARE YOU KIDDING? DON'T YOU WANNA BE A CHAMPION?
DON'T YOU WANNA MAKE HISTORY, MAKE HEADLINES,
MAKE ME RICH?
TELL YOU WHAT. BEAT HIM, BUT JUST DON'T HURT HIM, OK?
OK.
Lexi: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, REV. WE'VE CIRCLED THE GLOBE.
FIRST YOU DRAG US TO COLOSSAL CANYON,
THEN BACK TO JUNGLONIA, NOW HERE?
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
MY G.P.S. IS PRECISELY, PINPOINT PERFECT,
RIGHT-ON-THE-MONEY ACCURATE, AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK.
Ace: SO WHERE IS THIS FLOATIN' ARENA?
IT SHOULD BE ARRIVING AT THESE PRECISE COORDINATES
IN EXACTLY 3.4 SECONDS.
Tech: THAT WAS NOT PRECISELY 3.4 SECONDS.
Rev: ACTUALLY IT WAS 3.4 SECONDS
IF YOU ADJUST FOR THE TIME-SPACE SHIFT.
Tech: THERE ARE DEFINITE TRACES OF GORDONIUM
IN THIS FORCE FIELD.
Rev: THAT MEANS WE CAN TELEPORT INSIDE
BY TRANSFORMING THE GORDONIUM ELEMENTS
INTO TRANSMUTABLE ENERGY BEAMS, AND--
Ace: GREAT. HOW LONG WILL THIS TAKE?
IT WILL TAKE PRECISELY 12.67 SECONDS.
THAT'LL GIVE US JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR A LITTLE PRESTO CHANGO.
Pierre: AND NOW YOU ARE IN FOR ZEE FIGHT OF ZEE MILLENNIUM,
ZEE ULTIMATE HEAVYWEIGHT VERSUS ZEE ULTIMATE LIGHTWEIGHT.
URRH?
UHH!
YAH?
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
YAH! THIS IS NOT GOING WELL.
UH-OH.
THAT WAS DEFINITELY, POSITIVELY,
NOT EVEN REMOTELY 12.67 SECONDS.
REV, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRESSED AS A FAN, NOT A YODELER.
OOH, POOR SLAM IS GETTING CLOBBERED.
OHH HO. I CAN'T LOOK.
PSST, HEY, DUCK.
I'VE NO TIME FOR PESKY FANS.
I'M IN MOURNING FOR A LOST BANKROLL.
YOU'LL BE IN MOURNING FOR MORE THAN THAT
IF YOU DON'T GET SLAM OUT OF THERE.
ACE!
YOU CAN HELP ME SAVE MY MONEY.
Lexi: FORGET ABOUT THE MONEY, DUCK.
DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS A FIGHT TO THE FINISH?
YEAH, AND SLAM IS JUST ABOUT FINISHED.
SLAM'LL CREAM HIM IN THE REMATCH.
THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE A REMATCH.
THIS FIGHT ISN'T OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS
OR ONE OF THEM BECOMES WORM FOOD,
GIVES UP THE GHOST, BUYS THE FARM,
PUSHES UP THE DAISIES, STEPS OFF THE CURB, SAVVY?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.
WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED FOR, YODELING CONTEST?
Ace: WE GOTTA GET IN THERE AND STOP THIS.
OK, LOONATICS, HIT HIM HARD.
COME ON, SLAM. WE'RE GETTIN' OUTTA HERE.
NO QUIT.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SLAM.
ONLY ONE OF YOU CAN LEAVE ALIVE.
NO, NO, NO, MY PRETTY ONE. THAT IS NOT QUITE TRUE.
ONLY ONE OF THE 6 OF YOU CAN LEAVE ALIVE.
WELL, WE'RE ALL GETTIN' OUT OF HERE,
AND NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP US.
WELL, PRACTICALLY NOTHING.
ATTACK!
STAND BACK. THE REV RUNNER EXPRESS IS COMIN' THROUGH.
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HIT THE ULTIMATE MOVING TARGET.
HERE I AM. NO, OVER HERE.
MISSED ME.
TRY AGAIN.
HEY!
THIS TIME, LET'S REALLY GET HIM.
UH-UH. NO.
HEY, WHAT'S HE UP TO?
IT'S BRILLIANT.
GORLOP IS SOME SORT OF ENERGY EATER.
WOW, SLAM, THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY INSPIRED STRATEGY.
WE MADE HIM SO BIG THAT HE HIT THE FORCE FIELD
AND ABSORBED ALL ITS ENERGY AND OVERLOADED.
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE YODELING.
DON'T.
OH, SLAM, YOU ARE A TASMANIAN GENIUS.
YOU HAVE, HOW YOU SAY, RUINED ME.